He may appear to have been defeated, but in fact he became Executive Vice President of Evil and Noxious Toys at Mattel, Inc. Only an vicious genius could produce this, Sauron's ultimate revenge.
For my more sensitive readers, who may not be able to handle upsetting images, I warn you that link leads to Barbie Arwen. Even more horrifically, they have taken Aragorn and turned him into Barbie's eunuch sidekick, Ken. I repeat, they have made Aragorn into Ken.
I'm glad I didn't see this before I took my exams. My poor head could not have handled the dissonance.
(Thanks go to John Scalzi for sounding the warning.)
1 comment:
That is truly horrifying :)
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