Saturday, June 19, 2004

if i were seven months old

One of the most entertaining aspects of having a kid on the way is that you get to spend a lot of time playing with kids' toys and books. Now that I actually have a visible belly I don't get funny looks when I do it, either.

My husband and I haven't begun to decorate the nursery. I am afraid to admit that we have a very sketchy understanding of car seat technology at this point. My son's wardrobe is, to be polite, rather haphazard. But we are all over the toys and books.

It's hard, in a way, to pick out toys and books for somebody whose personality is yet unknown, but we're betting on genetics here. Therefore our evaluation consists of us sitting down with the toy or reading the book and asking the question, "Would I, if I were my X-month old son, like this?"

Experimentation is required.

My husband and I are innately attracted to things like 'Baby's Little Periodic Table' or 'Spaceships for Babies.' Sadly there is a dearth of these products, but we keep looking. I haven't yet found 'My First Binary Counter' yet, but we're totally teaching our kid binary. I think we'll hold off on teaching legal concepts for awhile, though. The last thing we'll need is a six-year-old who argues like a lawyer over his bedtime.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You don't have to teach six-year-olds to argue like a lawyer over bedtime, it's something they're born with.  But what is worse, if they don't argue like a lawyer over the time then they will bargain like a used car salesman.  Welcome to parenting.  

Anonymous said...

That's exactly what my parents said. :)