Sunday, July 11, 2004

eat your veggies

My husband and I went out to Chinese food with a friend of ours last night. I suggested a cabbage dish.

"Oh no," he said, "I can't eat cabbage. I have cabbage trauma."

My husband and I tenatively asked whether this could be shared, never having heard of cabbage trauma, or, for that matter, any sort of cruciferous angst.

"Yes," he replied gravely, "I can share. When I was little, my mother used to tell me stories about a friendly cabbage who had vegetable adventures. He had little cabbage shoes, and a little cabbage hat. He was a happy cabbage."

D. was silent for a moment, savoring the memory.

"My mother was dating somebody at the time who was familiar with the cabbage. One day they got in a huge fight, though I didn't know that. What I did know was that night her boyfriend told me the evening cabbage story."

He dropped his voice to a whisper. "That night, the story ended in coleslaw."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cool. I had never even heard of or seen the word "crucifer" before. :)

Anonymous said...

I think it's a lovely word, but I really like the idea of cruciferous angst.