Rather like the One Ring, the One Outline is all-powerful and all-consuming. It sucks the life out of all who toil with it. It can turn a perfectly normal law student into a wizened, sushi-eating, light-adverse shrew who carries on elaborate conversations with herself. Indeed, it is truly One Outline, to Rule them All.
Or so I've been told. As far as I can tell, it's all a crapshoot, except maybe the part about the sushi-eating and conversations with oneself.
The Dark Lord of Mordor totally had it easier anyhow. Really, it's his own damn fault he didn't check eBay before unleashing his minions. Would have saved him a world of hassle, and, not trying to make comparisons here, but can law students buy a guaranteed Outline of Power on eBay? Plus, Sauron got to have hottie elves prancing after him in the process.
I sure don't see any hottie elves prancing around my law school.
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