I, and all the students sitting near me, overheard the following conversation between two students today:
Female Stressed Student: I'm SO stressed. I can't focus, I can't think right. I wake up at night thinking about school. I'm just so, so stressed.
Sympathetic Female Friend, consolingly: It's that time of year. You need to take some time for yourself. Maybe you should get a massage or go for a walk.
Female Stressed Student, matter-of-factly: Actually, I really just need to get fucking laid.
Every single male student within hearing immediately swiveled their heads in the direction of Female Stressed Student.
Female Stressed Student, noting the rapt attention: Hm. Maybe I shouldn't have said that so loudly.
Sympathetic Female Friend: Maybe just stick to some herbal teas. They make some really nice ones for stress.
Female Stressed Student: Yeah, okay.
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