Thursday, May 13, 2004

an open letter to my professors

Dear Professors,

Let us discuss the meaning of the word 'straightforward', as in the sentence two of you used on the last day of class, "The exam questions are straightforward." Here is Merriam-Webster's definition so you may refresh your memory.

Notice that the common meaning is free from evasiveness or obscurity. It does not include the meaning which you apparently use, horridly confusing and vague. We, your students, are unfamiliar with that usage for the word though we have begun to recognize the peculiar language of law professors. Maybe you should speak to the orientation staff at the school about this. Perhaps they could give us little translation sheets.

Incidentally, I have noticed that the phrase plenty of time seems to be used in an entirely unfamiliar manner as well. If you could perhaps communicate the Law School Professor meaning of that phrase to your students, it would be greatly appreciated.

Regards,

T. (who finished her 3rd and hardest exam so far today)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

yes.  during the third hour, all I could think was, "WHO IS HUGO??"  and "WHY MUST YOU TORTURE US SO?"

Back to observing Day After The Exam.

(yes, I am in your class, but not your section.  :))

Anonymous said...

Yay, a reader from my school and from my class! Nice to meet you! :)

Wasn't that exam *awful*? I could not believe the obscurity of those questions. I never feel good after an exam, but sheesh, that was just hideous.

Anonymous said...

It really was that terrible.  

I do not like questions where the gender of the person changes, where statutes that we did not talk about are mentioned (FHA?!?  um, that deals with topics not covered in this class), and where we meet new, seemingly random people (the aforementioned "Hugo").  Bless the professor, but he needs someone to read his exams over for him before he inflicts it on some unsuspecting first years.  

Good luck on contracts!  And I love your writing, so keep it up. :)

Anonymous said...

Thanks! I'm very glad you like it. :) I'm always happy to meet readers from my school.

I have to admit at one point I almost started giggling during the exam. It was so, so awful.