Thursday, January 22, 2004

statement of policy

That crazy Heidi has come out against selling babies for body parts.

Let me just state, for the record, that despite my recent amusement with TiVo's baby obsession, I too do not support selling babies for body parts. In fact, I am against all selling of babies in general, as well as any of Jonathan Swift's ideas for dealing with the overpopulation problems.

We here are entirely against the eating of babies.

The occasional raspberry is permitted.

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